This week I’ve had a bit of a dose and a leg complaint. I guess that must mean we’re getting closer to race day!
It seems to
be always like that. When you train for a particular event in mind then Murphy’s
Law ensures that something will come out of the woodwork and almost scupper
your best laid plans. However – almost – is the operative word. Have faith. The
dose you had will clear up. And that little calf strain will resolve itself.
Come race day after a warm up you’ll be good to go.
I am not
complaining. I’ve still been able to get out and do a reasonable amount of
training. In fact, going by the times I’ve ran these last few months I’m in the
best condition of my life! This seems strange. I mean, at 38 it’s not like I
jump out of bed like I once did when I was er… much younger and I do enjoy an
afternoon nap, when work or home-life allows. And it’s not like, two years off
forty, is considered the peak of adult fitness. When I look at Championship
weekends on the RTÉ all the footballers and hurlers are the right side of
thirty. Still at 38 I’ve had personal bests in several distances in the last
few months. Maybe that’s what switching from cornflakes to porridge for
breakfast does to you!
Anyway, as we
get ready for the final run in, just a few thoughts on what you might need for
your run. Before I do that though, remember, if you have yet to enter you can
click here and we will still be taking entries the evening before (recommended) and on the day (less recommended but fine nonetheless:),
Running Watches
To wear a
running watch or not to wear a running watch, that is the question.

The
arguments for good:
·
They can tell you how fast you are running,
which is especially great for preventing you from taking off too quick at the
start of races.
·
They can tell you how far you have ran,
excellent for record-keeping.
·
They are handy in how they store your fastest
1k, 5k, 10k, half-marathon and marathon times.
·
They can tell you your heart-beat, which not
only helps you identify if you are technically dead can be exceptionally useful
in getting you to train at your most optimal level. This is done by getting you
to run in a heart zone, which is important on days when you are tired and days
when you could perhaps push yourself a little bit more.
·
Some of them are so advanced they can receive
text alerts, which is really good if you’re wife is expecting.
The
arguments for evil (okay, maybe evil is a little strong, bad so):
·
They can tell you how fast you are running,
which is depressing when you are going backwards with still a couple of
kilometres to go.
·
They can tell you how far you have ran, which is
not always fun when you just want to go out for the sheer hell of it.
·
They are not fun in how they store the fastest
1k, 5k, 10k, half-marathon and marathon of your older brother or sister who
borrowed it because they couldn’t find their own and now owns all your PB’s!
·
They can tell you your heart-beat, but if you
have hairy arms and/or sweat gets in the way they can be far from reliable
telling you that anything from that you are technically dead to you are working
way too hard and this still your warm-up!
·
They can receive text alerts. I mean seriously,
why would you want anyone to contact you while you’re out running.
Runners

Obvious one
really. Everyone needs runners. There’s a plethora of brands runners put there
that basically do the same thing – they help you get from Point A (the start)
to Point B (the finish). If you are thinking of changing you runners because
your current pair:
·
Have holes in them.
·
Have half a sole hanging off them.
·
Are going to clash with your chosen race top.
·
Have utterly lost their bounce because you’ve
ran more than a few hundred miles in them.
·
Have been last seen in the mouth of your
neighbour’s dog.
...then I’d
suggest you buy a pair as soon as possible because if you don’t have them broke
in over the next few weeks, you may forget about wearing them come race-day.
Finally, the
nice thing about buying runners is that it usually leaves you with a still
fairly decent pair that can retire to become your walking around town footwear,
your working around the house footwear and your just too lazy to get anything
to match footwear.
Shorts
When it
comes to shorts there are really just three choices:
1. A
nice pair of light running shorts
that in rain, wind or shine will always feel perfect.
2. Thigh hugging running shorts. They are
like bicycle shorts stretching down your thighs but tend to be a little bit
more solid. Some of these have a little pocket to put a car key or energy gel,
although you wouldn’t want to stand there talking to people wearing these for
any great length because frankly they look a little weird!
3. O’Neill’s GAA shorts. A real classic
and crowd pleaser. Wearing these will make people think you are going to much
slower than your expected time. A real throw-back to the time we ran laps as a
warm-up in the Junior C. Underwear with these is essential.
Socks
Four options
here:
1. Running
socks that you have trained in, meaning they have gone through at least one
wash and can be trusted.
2. Running
socks that still have the silky-smooth texture because you have only taken them
out of the packet. They feel great on the bus up and the walk down to the line
but no guarantee they won’t let your foot slip around for half the race,
crushing your toes like a 1980’s back seat of children in a saloon car driving
the Ring of Kerry without seatbelts.
3. Ordinary
socks because your running socks are in the wash or down the back of the couch.
4. GAA
socks because feck it, you love your club! (Although admiral, I’d urge
against)
Bras
Okay so, for
a start, this is primarily aimed at women.
And secondly,
I am not a woman. Consequently, treat my remarks in the same vein as if I were
commenting on how to speak Swahili.
However,
based on the fact that half or close to half of those who are running will be
women I thought I should at least proffer the smallest crumbs of advice that
have been proffered to me from a female runner.

First, make
sure you have a sports bra.
Second,
whatever bra you are wearing make sure it isn’t the first time you are wearing
it. Like new runners and socks you should have at least brought it out for a
few practice runs before you decide to take it along for something much longer.
That said you should just about get away with 5k of continuous movement.
And finally,
a second bra can work wonders in that it can enable you to put/store/stash
everything from keys to gels. That this gives you a more buxom look for those
early race photographs is only an added bonus.
Other final
female related tips I’ve been told include:
·
Fake tan and sweat don’t generally mix,
something especially relevant to those planning on going to a wedding the next
day.
·
Shaving legs should take place at least a day
before so not to affect a good night’s sleep.
·
When it comes to using the toilet all bets are
off – a free toilet is a free toilet no matter what gender is put over the
door.
Tops

Unless the
marathon is up and down the Copacabana you’ll need a top. Four more ideas:
1. A
favourite technical top from a previous race, either one that looks cool or
from a race you ran well.
2. Your
club top, which for me is my personal favourite, so you can pick up support
from your fellow club-mates or those who simply recognise the colours.
3. A
charity top (as long as it a proper one that you can run with and not a t-shirt
three sizes too large and made of a substance that reacts badly with sweat).
4. Go
wild and pick the most ridiculously retro or wild shirt you have like a ‘Feile
’91’, ‘Engineers do it better’ or ‘Almost Handsome’ because it might just draw
people’s focus away from your face of pure contorted pain come 23 miles.